Ahaa.. ! Nemu buku jadul terbitan ‘68, Collier-Macmillan English Program. Dulu waktu SD pernah baca tp yaaaa ga ngerti :P Sekarang pas baca lagi, ternyata ketujuh ceritanya bagus2 ^^ Ini salah satu yang berkesan:
The Two Marriages
I
Mr. and Mrs. Child just do not think alike.
“It’s too hot in here,” he says.
“No, it’s too cold,” she answers.
“We are going to the country tomorrow,” Mrs Child says.
“No, we are not. We’re staying right here in the city,” Mr. Child says.
The house is too small for her. It is too big for him. She wants to take a trip. He wants to spend the money on a new car. She wants to have a garden. He says a garden is too much work.
When his head hurts, her feet hurt. She wants to get places early. He is always late.
They have yet to find two thing they both like.
He loses everything. She finds it.
She begins to read the newspaper when he has finished with it.
He opens the window when he goes to bed. She closes the window when she gets up.
She says, “Oh, dear. This dress costs too much. I can’t buy it.”
He answers, “No, it doesn’t. I’ll give it to you for your birthday.”
“Oh, I’m old and not pretty any more,” she cries.
“No, you seem as young and pretty as ever to me,” he says.
“John,” she smiles. “You really do like me, don’t you?”
“No,” he laughs. “I love you.”
II
A man and a woman were seated at a table in a crowded restaurant. The owner approached and inquired whether he might seat two men at their table.
“Of course,” said the man. “We’d be delighted to have them sit here.”
As the two men approached the table, the first stranger said, “Thank you. You are kind to let us sit here.”
“Are you friends,” asked the second stranger, “or have you just met?”
“We know each other very well,” the man seated at the table answered, “this is my wife.”
“Yes,” she sighed. “We have been married so long we think alike, we act alike, and we are even beginning to look alike.”
“We never argue,” remarked the husband.
“We never fight,” said the wife.
“We always know how the other person feels,” said the husband.
“Many times we do not even need words to know what the other is thinking,” smiled the wife.
“We seldom have a difference of opinion about which books are good, which movies are good, and even which people we like,” she continued.
The two strangers looked at the man and the woman while they talked.
The first stranger’s face was soft as he turned to the second stranger.
“Are you not impressed with such love and kindness? I am sure they must be very happy. Perhaps they are the last of the truly happy husbands and wives.”
The second stranger did not speak for a long time.
Then he said, “I am nothing if I am not an honest man! But I am not impressed with such harmony. Why have two? One of them is unnecessary!”
